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Joke of the Day
"Where does the President keep his armies? In his Baracks"
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"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."
"My ex was just diagnosed as a narcissist Good to see I'm not the only one with low standards."
"I do all my addition in my head. It's the thought that counts."
"I was feeling down. My girlfriend told me to go somewhere that I haven't been in a while that would cheer me up. (NSFW) So I stuck it in her ass. I feel much better"
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet."
"Did you hear the news about quadriplegia research? No? Probably because they haven't been making great strides."
"After a rough night, I woke up one morning and thought I should join Alcoholics Anonymous... I changed my mind though, because I am NOT a quitter."
"I got a tattoo on my penis that just says ""OK"" But when I see your sister it says ""OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY"""
"My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it's dry."