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Joke of the Day

"'When I go to the bathroom at work and someone follows me in' Doctor: I meant is there anything worrying you, physically"

"What's a doll in Hell called? Barbiecue."

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"

"TIL: Phonebooks are banned in China Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs, you might Wing the Wong number."

"So, 50 Cent is accepting Bitcoin for his new album. Which is all well and good, but if he really wanted to court the cryptocurrency community, he should change his stage name to 0.0007745 ."

"If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore."

"My ex and I split up with no hostility... We had a non-diss closure agreement"

"If I can ever learn how to fold a fitted sheet, I will consider my life to be a successful one."

"When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper ""You did this."""

"Don't play the game where you listen to Mellencamp's ""Small Town"" and drink every time he says ""small town"". I just woke up in a dumpster."