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Joke of the Day

"A truamatizing joke for a single mother to tell their child(ren) ""You look like your father, whoever he is."""

"The Great Spam Recycler"

"i need a hug(e amount of cash money)"

"I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs...But I totally trust a dog when it doesn't like a person."

"I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you are good with grammar you will get it."

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to stand at the back of the gas chamber"

"Only a fraction of you will understand That there is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Took from a facebook page"

"Why are a good majority of Americans obese? At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own."

"Our youngest has finally graduated from baby bottles to 2-liters of soda."

"Whats a caged animal's favorite food? Zoocchini"