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Joke of the Day

"Don't play the game where you listen to Mellencamp's ""Small Town"" and drink every time he says ""small town"". I just woke up in a dumpster."

"a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions."

"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"

"Nude Descending a Staircase is both my favorite work of art and the most common entry on my criminal records."

"Photons have mass? Why, I didn't know they were Catholic!"

"Satan had a busy Christmas... He got a lot of letters from dyslexia kids"

"What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes? You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/"

"The only thing I'd like for you to say behind my back is ""Do you like that?"""

"If you want to get your beer cold out in the wilds Look for the cool ants."

"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"