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Joke of the Day

"Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!"

"What do you call a water bottle that objects? A rebuttle"

"Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights? Because he was soda-pressing"

"Last year I turned my life around and lost over 200 lbs People ask me what's your secret? And I'm like ""It's simple, I dumped my girlfriend."""

"What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding nun."

"How can a person travel from the north pole to the south pole without passing the equator? By becoming a stripper."

"What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour? M'genta"

"How can you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."

"LESBIANS' FLOORING Q. Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor? A. They're all laid with tongue and groove."