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Joke of the Day
"Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field."
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"What's the difference between having sex on two twin beds pushed together and Reganomics? You get fucked and fall through the cracks."
"Today sucks but I really shouldn't complain. I've got it good compared to...well, dead people."
"Sometimes when I type my brother smashes my keyboard. But luckily it doesn't happen ofteklansiurbkjgnv hgaikuwh GI;OOR;KGHKJh klwhkjalhdhakjshdilBILWU HP KJn kjlgn"
"The lights at the Chinese restaurant were too bright... ... so the manager had to dim sum"
"Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in the US? Welcome to Louisiana"
"difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken."
"Wife said she was 'retaining water' and I said I'd wondered who drained the swimming pool. Been 4 days and I'm still hiding in the attic"
"What do Foghorn Leghorn and Donald Trump have in common? They're both big racist cocks"
"""Do you think our lord and savior ever masturbated?"" ""Jesus fucking Christ..."""