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Joke of the Day

"Woman: Come over. Man: I am coming over. Woman: We should stop using walkie talkies in bed over."

"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."

"(NSFW) All the little children were virgins... .. Except for Kate, her daddy couldn't wait"

"Getting married at 18 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm."

"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 1) Put a saddle on it 2) Get on 3) Oh god it's destroying the village with fire 4) WHY DIDN'T I GET A CAT INSTEAD?!"

"if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of ""ice, ice, baby."""

"ME: *walks in with ball rammed into my mouth* Happeh nuh? JUDGE: Not what a gagging order means! Are you sure you want to defend yourself?"

"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."