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Joke of the Day

"How can a law student make it? lowering the bar. or not to."

"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."

"This national park is nice but the cell service sucks. I can only enjoy natural beauty if I can tweet ironically about it."

"A zebra walks into a bar... He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes later a horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks ""Hey man! What happened to your pajamas?"""

"I was on the bus with my gf and this smoking hot Thai chick sat next to me. I thought ""don't get a boner, don't get a boner."" But she did."

"The Canadian Opera Company has announced that it will play a special concert series at the Vancouver Art Gallery. They say that this will be the first time the COC has played in the VAG."

"If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire."

"Life is beautiful but I prefer boobs"

"How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem"

"I bought some blonde paint. It isn't very bright but it spreads easily."