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Joke of the Day

"A zebra walks into a bar... He orders a drink and leaves. A few minutes later a horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks ""Hey man! What happened to your pajamas?"""

"What do you call a gay in the middle of the ocean? Flambuoyant :)"

"They don't hire anyone at IKEA. People get lost there for a few years and eventually know where everything is. It's Restockholm syndrome."

"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"

"A man walks into a bar. Now he watches where he's going."

"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."

"They say my generation is completely narcissistic ... They're just jealous ..."

"What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse? Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!"

"Does Axe make a spray that smells like one of those soft pretzel stores at the mall? I'd use that daily."

"Life in 1914-1945 Europe must have been hard. All those geopolitical events and no TV shows to compare them to"