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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time."
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"""It started out with a Kiss, how did it end up like this?""- Me, after eating an entire bag of Hershey's chocolate."
"Sorry, I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. "
"*me looking at a police lineup* Number 3 is cute. OMG Is he single? Give him my number! What? Oh. Right. Five. Number 5 killed my grandpa."
"If I had to be in the military I'd probably pick sleeper cell agent cause I get tired a lot"
"Sorry if my tweets aren't good enough for you, person who retweets Cher"
"When is there two Ds in ""her?"" http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha"
"Me: Goodnight mom I love you Mom: I have a boyfriend Dad putting arm around Mom: This loser giving you a problem?"
"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."
"What's a ghost's favorite type of car? A Booghati"