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Joke of the Day
"I bought some blonde paint. It isn't very bright but it spreads easily."
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"I was thinking of hosting a gathering of celebrities where we make harsh jokes about honoree JLO's backside. Think of it as a rump roast."
"What do terrorists eat when its sunny? Choc-ISIS"
"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"
"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."
"Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon."
"why don't women wear watches? there's a perfectly good one on the stove"
"What's the difference between America and Yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture."
"I was listening to 80s music today. You just can't beat Tina Turner. Unless you're Ike Turner."
"My friends call me an attention whore, but that can't be true Just look at me!"