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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the star go to the bathroom? Because it had to twinkle."

"Can't afford Sea World, so I took my kid to a fish market. Me: 'Shhh, they're asleep' 'Mom, they're breaded' Me: 'That's their blankie'"

"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."

"Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned? Because they're infeggtious"

"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we can make a lot of money."

"I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar"

"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ..."

"That you don't tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?"

"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."