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Joke of the Day

"I have an abstract joke... But I just can't seem to get it."

"I love the Olympics #OpeningCeremony. It reminds me of that time I had to run to the creek when my sleeve caught on fire."

"Star Wars Spoilers You clicked on this? Seriously? What is wrong with you?"

"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"I have benefits if anybody needs a friend."

"Hunters Two hunters are in the woods. One passes out, so the other calls 911. ""How may we assist you?"" ""I think my friend is dead."" ""Make sure he's dead."" *Bang* ""Done."""

"Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started? Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects"

"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"

"There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a ""unicorn"""