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Joke of the Day
"What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!"
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"A Jewish kid asks his father for 20 dollars.... The father says ""10 dollars! What do you need 5 dollars for?"""
"1: Steal ice cream van 2: Drive around slowly but never stop 3: Be proud to have helped prepare children for life's many disappointments"
"Your life and greatest achievements"
"Her: Can I see your phone? Me: Cu-caw! Cu-caw! Cu-caw! **Flaps imaginary wings and flys into another room**"
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt."
"I bought my girlfriend 2 presents for her birthday I got her a new pair of shoes and a dildo. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"My girlfriend's accused me of cheating with a girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. How can she say that?!?!"
"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."
"Shit.......I could get 100% on the test I got 27%. it was so close.."