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Joke of the Day

"There's a highway to hell. There's only a stairway to heaven. So a car ride downhill or an arduous climb up. Anyway, welcome to the baptism."

"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."

"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in a mall."

"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That's my dog. My dog does that."

"Me: goodnight moon Warren Moon: how did you get in my house?"

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"I always thought Americans should say ""B"". Because Canadians say ""Eh"", and Mexicans say ""Ci""."

"Do you know what would happen if the Pope showed up randomly to a Catholic service? Mass hysteria."

"What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? You can't take a joke."