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Joke of the Day

"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."

"I forgot to wear my glasses when I drove today. I didn't even notice I wasn't wearing them until the kid on my windshield said something"

"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"

"For fun, I steal my married friends phones & change my name to 'Brandy from the club' then repeatedly call them & hang up at 3am. #topahole"

"Pretty cool that the letters ""B.J."" stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"

"Think the walk of shame sucks now, imagine doing it in the 80s in corduroy pants. Everyone heard you leaving."

"I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!"

"HIV has never been THE virus to have... Because it's always been retro."

"Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out"