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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger Then it hit me."
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"Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride"
"You know that confused look old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad."
"2 deer walk out of bar... One says to the other, ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there."""
"High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway"
"What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."
"Engineer Manager joke Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife? ""Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."""
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain."
"Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett"
"My dog swallowed my engagement ring last night, but luckily coughed it out when he barked. There was a diamond in the ruff."