200812
Joke of the Day
"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Hello ladies."
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"To avoid butterflies in your stomach, don't eat caterpillars."
"What's the difference between a high and drunk driver? The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green."
"How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front."
"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""
"Whenever the wind gets bad... I think to myself, ""It may be windy but at least its not sandy."""
"I hate how funerals are always at 9-10 AM... I'm not really a mourning person"
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."
"What do you say to your girlfriend with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice."
"how many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Enough to protest until the government does it for them"