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Joke of the Day
"A Nicki Minaj song makes way more sense if you make up your own lyrics."
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"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."
"Osama Bin Laden had a stand up comedy special last night it bombed"
"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"
"Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz"
"How do you circumcised a whale? Four skin divers"
"Why did sodium stay home all day? Because when helium invited sodium and potassium to the mall, potassium said *K* but all sodium could say was *Na*."
"What do you get when you mix birth Control and Lsd? A good trip without kids."
"It started with a star and ended with a restraining order."
"Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it's time to dispose of the boss's body, they all pretend to be working."