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Joke of the Day

"What did the Estonian student say in language class? I'll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*"

"I was going to write a book about an x-axis and y-axis on a piece of graph paper. But there was no plot."

"Magic trick: Take your age, subtract three, now add three. That's your age."

"I'm gonna drink until she's pretty then fuck her until she's ugly again."

"The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris."

"What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter? An Italian sub!"

"I didn't flan on getting divorced and now my wife wants custardy and she's pudding our kids in the middle :("

"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool your Japanese father, shame on your whole family."

"What does it sound like when two old people have sex? Snap, crackle, pop."

"What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match."