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Joke of the Day
"What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song? Rebel Rebel!"
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"Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die."
"My Uncle Bill was a terrible door to door salesman. He never once was able to get one door to buy another."
"Guy one: ""Bro I missed the first world war..."" Guy two: ""Don't worry man, they made a sequel"" Guy three: ""I heard it bombed in Japan"""
"It's OK, batteries...no one includes me either."
"What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp"
"Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises."
"Did you hear about the Crucifixion victims? They're screwed up."
"What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop? High maintenance"
"*puts baby powder in a crib* *adds water*"