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Joke of the Day

"Pro Tip: Make sure you're physically fit when arguing with a mime. They speak the language of the body."

"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."

"You're like a fat stump, I'm always falling over you."

"Too ugly for the people I want. Too hot for the people who want me."

"Athiesgasm What would an atheist say while having an orgasm? OH MY NOTHING"

"You guys, I just submitted a tweet to Twitter, and they accepted it and put it on their website!"

"Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest? They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee."

"The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works."

"I have a thing for older men. Not cuz I have 'daddy issues', but because I also like to eat dinner at 4:30 and be asleep by 8pm."