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Joke of the Day
"What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
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"The hostess said to sit wherever I want, but the couple at this table are giving each other weird looks and have totally stopped talking."
"Where's Spiderman's home page? On the world wide web."
"Asians are such terrible drivers... ...I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"My ex-gf invited me to her wedding Told her I was busy, will be there next time"
"Don't put a question mark where God put a period. "
"What do you call an abortion in the world of Mortal Kombat? A Fetality."
"What did one mushroom say to the other as he passed him on the street? Porta-hello"
"I like my men, like I like my coffee. So hot, that I have to keep blowing."
"My cat just told me to stop talking during the movie. Maybe homemade psychedelics were a bad idea"