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Joke of the Day
"Sex is a dick activity... ...though I like to shorten it to a-dick-tive."
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"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."
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"IMAGINE if twitter, facebook, and msn all broke at the same time. we might have to actually get lives."
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"Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness."
"Why did the whale cross the road ? To get to the other tide !"
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I'm not so sure what I did, but he sent me a text that only said, ""K"" so it must be pretty bad."