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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nurse with flat knees? The ""head"" nurse."
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"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch."
"I have a good joke... My grades."
"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"
"I'm glad I found out it's illegal to destroy US currency. I was about to feed $50 bills through a shredder."
"Do you know what Twitter is? It's the spot between your twat and shitter."
"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""
"Why sugars are very unhappy these days? It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!"
"Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat."
"Beyonce made a song called ""Single Ladies"" then went home to her husband and left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy"