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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my coffee...... Ground up and in the freezer"

"Doctor says I'm not supposed to eat before falling asleep... ..but how am I suppose to eat **after** falling asleep?"

"What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?"

"What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard? Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."

"How does Mike Tyson say hatred? Hate Thread!"

"My penis refused to give me any jism... Finally, I just had to beat it out of him."

"When I was in college, I used to have sex almost EVERY DAY... ...almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday..."

"I have my own private jet But my mum owns the rest of the jacuzzi."

"Know how being wanted feels like? Just imagine how oil fields like"

"Blind dates are the best They don't even see me coming"