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Joke of the Day

"Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's."

"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left?"" Because black people have no rights"

"A football joke Jose Mourinho"

"why did the lobster refuse to help anyone else? because he's shellfish"

"After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second the'"

"""I have no porpoise!"" -existential marine biologist."

"Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache? Because in between stroking it, he said ""hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."""

"Someone on Facebook posted ""Having the BEST DAY EVER!!"" So I posted the Sarah Mclachlan animal cruelty video in the comments"

"Me: *disappears for a few weeks* Friends: *No concern* Me: *Posts inspirational quote on FB* Friends: Dude, you okay? You need to talk?"

"What's the hardest part about roller-skating? Telling your parents you're gay."