191809

Joke of the Day

"Big words Don't you just hate when people use big words to try and sound more photosynthesis?"

"I finally got Tinder ... and after a few matches, I was able to start a campfire"

"I've fallen in love with a pencil and we're getting married. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B."

"Didja hear an LGBT singer just came out with a cover of that Santana Grammy-winner from a few years back? It's called ""Brooth"""

"Okay, calm down. It's a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!"

"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"

"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."

"Did you know diarrhea is inherited? It runs in your genes."

"How to keep an idiot waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow. Edit: Grammar."

"Today at the church, the lady next to me lit a cigarette and started smoking it... I almost dropped my beer in shock."