191809
Joke of the Day
"Big words Don't you just hate when people use big words to try and sound more photosynthesis?"
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"What do blind trains read? Raile!"
"""If you know about us Canadians, we like to say sorry..."" ""And if you knew that already... I'm sorry"""
"If a regular frog says ""ribbit,"" what does a horny frog say? ""Rubbit."""
"I'm drowning my self in coke right now. Not the drug. The drink. Nah jk it's the drug."
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"
"Dear Tequila: We had a deal. You were supposed to make me sexier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. And I think we need to talk..."
"Got caught again. Next time I'm stealin alcohol from the neighbor's, I gotta remember not to do it hummin the Mission Impossible theme song."
"My son dropped this gem on me Son: Dad what's a cow plus 2 say? Me: Cow cow? Son: Twwoooooooooo"
"Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie"