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"Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie"
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"I don't want to perpetuate a fat girl stereotype, but this blow job could use a side of ranch."
"I thought the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me."
"Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones? Because they were still monkeys."
"How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired."
"when the doctor starts putting on latex gloves at your next physical, a fun thing to do is to whip out your own pair & put them on too"
"""The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."""
"""Count down to zero silently with your fingers and then do a fist pump."" - SWAT manual on breaking down doors"
"(Best New Pick Up Line) How much does a polar bear weigh? Like a thousand pounds. Read a fuckin' book."
"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"