86834
Joke of the Day
"Doc, I swallowed a chicken bone. ""Are you choking?"" ""No I'm serious!"""
Next Joke
"Why did the pedophile buy a guitar? To finger A-Minor."
"What's the one advantage if Hillary Clinton is elected President? We'll only have to pay her 77 on the dollar"
"What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget? Tom Cruise"
"What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy? ""Not right meow, I have a headache."""
"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."
"Why did the Chicken Cross the Basketball Court? He Heard the Ref was Blowing Fouls"
"Yo momma so fat... yo momma so fat, I crashed into her for 15 minutes"
"Failed a urine test... took a shit :("
"Why did sexually aroused man go to a gay parking lot To rear end everyone"