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Joke of the Day

"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"

"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."

"A Newfie walks into a doctor's office... And says ""Doc b'y, I tinks I got dat H2N2 disease."" Doctor replied ""ummm...don't you mean H1N1?"" Newfie says ""No b'y, dis is twice as bad as dat!"""

"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."

"Save your little napkin, bartender. I don't plan on having this drink long enough to set it down."

"The definition of a fart...as told by a 60 year old woman I work with. A turd honking for its right of way!"

"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"

"Poland started World War 2 like Iraq was responsible for 9/11"

"A girl melon... ...is in love with a boy melon. When her father finds out they want to get married he tells her ""I'm sorry honey, but you cantaloupe"""

"Blood is thicker than water, but rhinoceros poop is thicker than blood, so.."