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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I forgot to put up the caution tape!"" Edit: fixed spelling"

"asbestos huh? if what i'm hearing is true they shoudl call it asworstos ."

"No one knows if you're cool when you're a jew because backwards yarmulkes look the same as normal ones"

"How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed? Two and a half minutes."

"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"

"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."

"All these recent David Cameron jokes have left me with a bad taste in my mouth."

"Utopian Socialists have no class."

"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""

"Just ask Tommy Hilfiger it out."