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Joke of the Day
"Just ask Tommy Hilfiger it out."
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"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"
"What ever happened to Windows 9? Windows 7 8 9."
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"
"Democracy in North Korea is like the dislike button on facebook. Everybody wants it but they shall never get it."
"Okay kids don't ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger's houses except on the day we worship the devil."
"I believe the children are our future and they should be praised and nurtured because they are the bus drivers and cabbies of tomorrow, and I drink a lot."
"I like my women like I like my men. That's the joke. I'm bi."
"Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you ( )"
"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."