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Joke of the Day
"""Boo!"" -- cow with a cold"
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"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."
"Why should honeymoons only last six days? Because seven days makes a hole weak."
"At what time does Sean Connery like to watch the Williams sisters play? Tennish."
"What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"
"What do you become when you run out of coffee? Depresso"
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."
"I was going to buy some classical CDs... But it turns out I'm baroque."
"""I see"" said the blind man pissing into the wind... ""It's all coming back to me now."""