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Joke of the Day

"Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? I heard it was removed."

"I told my psychiatrist that I have been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist."

"My stages of drunk: 1) onstage 2) backstage 3) hostage"

"What is the first name of Mr Rafone? Mike."

"How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but... Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer."

"What do you say When you see your tv floating in midair? Drop it nigga!"

"A man once offered me a job selling fog, but I said no Looking back, I think it was a mist opportunity."

"I thought my friend was being serious when he was talking about rimjobs Turns out it was all tongue in cheek."

"MORON joke Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal? He found steel wool pads in her bathroom."

"I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself."