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Joke of the Day
"I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach."
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"Jesus may have fed fishes and loaves to 5000 people.... But hitler made 6 million jews toast."
"I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born."
"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."
"I have come up with a truly fantastic business idea for Malaysia Airlines. A new slogan! ""Leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I'll be back again."""
"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present."
"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"
"What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s? The ""I've got this Covered"" Waggon"
"I have reliable inside information about Apple's next product. I will not be able to afford it."