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"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."
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"How do you escape from a Jewish Cop? You take the toll road."
"How many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE..!!!"
"Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"
"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"Where does the USB key come from? Uzbekistan!"
"Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink."
"What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections? They have a polar pole poll."
"Things in common When does atheism become synonymous with running? A: When you draw Mohamad. Edit: Reworded it to make sense."
"How do you confuse a straight person? Tell them they're straight."