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Joke of the Day

"How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Suns mass."

"Two Muffins are sitting in an oven... The first muffin says ""Man, it is hot in here!"" then the second muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"

"Damn girl are you a cougar? No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse."

"You know what the opposite of Netflix and Chill is? 9/11 and school"

"How come old clothes are ""vintage"" but old people are ""nasty over-entitled thugs whose blind selfishness mortgaged America's future"""

"One of the main goals for Republicans is to close our Borders. Well, mission accomplished. I hear they're going after Books-A-Million next."

"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."

"What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other? *RECALCULATING....*"

"Why don't you transport onions by boat? You don' want your boat to be full of leeks."