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Joke of the Day

"I have been having a lot more threesomes as of late. Ever since my wife got pregnant."

"It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside."

"I used to be schizophrenic but I'm OK now. No I'm not."

"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."

"Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs? They wanted to thyme travel!"

"Hey, did you hear about that top secret explosion? Me neither. No one did. It's top secret. We're probably on a list already for talking about it."

"What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)."

"A libertarian vote walks out of a bar ... ... and goes, ""God, I'm wasted."""

"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."

"I have a pizza joke but it's a little cheesy"