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Joke of the Day
"Just ordered a non-fat pumpkin spice latte & now I drive a Prius & am a Zumba instructor."
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"What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis"
"I don't know why they call it the Oedipus Complex. Banging your mom seems fairly simple."
"Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C! [ I'm^so^sorry ]"
"I bet the YMCA dance is allot harder to do in Chinese."
"I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dial were too small."
"The STAR WARS super agressive marketing will probably change the name of Easter to ""The Christ Awakens"""
"Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: ""He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."""
"I saw a guy cut a curvy path through a corn field... It was a-ma(i)zing."
"It's only TMI if you're ugly."