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Joke of the Day

"When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris."

"Two more nuns Two nuns in a bath. First one says ""where's the soap?"" Second nun says ""yeah, it does doesn't it."""

"Why Indian restaurants are so good at JavaScript? Because they do curry so well"

"What song did Taylor Swift write about Magic Johnson? Bad Blood."

"Women have closets full of I have nothing to wear.'"

"I would tell you a joke about bins.. ..But it's rubbish."

"I feel like I've had this mustard before...... it must be Dijon Vu"

"How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist? Ask them what 'unsigned' means."

"It's not that I'm suicidal but jumping off a building onto a trampoline held by firemen sounds like so much fun."

"What is a Hindu? It lays eggs"