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Joke of the Day

"I feel like I've had this mustard before...... it must be Dijon Vu"

"Local singles in your area are asexually reproducing through cytokinesis. Local singles are becoming local doubles, quadruples."

"Who was the least funny U.S. President? FDR. His standup could use some work."

"I just lost my mood ring... I'm not sure what to feel about this."

"boss: why aren't you working? me: i didn't see you coming!"

"KONY 2012 What Uganda do about it?"

"Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Just a warning, it's not that gouda. (made that one up during a slow night at work)"

"What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween? Depressed"

"Raisins are like tiny senior citizens you can eat."

"What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !"