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Joke of the Day
"I don't downvote. It's bad karma."
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"Q: Have you seen the tree's new car? A: It's a two cedar."
"if i had a dollar for every time i had sex i'd be homeless"
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"How did Hitler react to the fall of Berlin? He did Nazi-it coming."
"Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP"
"I've noticed... I've noticed, if you're scared of spiders they always turn up in your bedroom. So by using that logic... I'm scared of blonde girls with big boobs."
"What do you get when you cross France and Britain? Canada."
"When children, who are hoping for your death so one of them can claim your throne, bring you brekkie in bed, don't eat it. #FathersDay"
"Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word ""crap""."