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Joke of the Day
"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."
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"Without Loss of Generality Assume x = 5"
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"Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke? Because he finally got it"
"That gunk in your eyes when you wake up is dried ghost ejaculate."
"Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, ""Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"""
"I bet Bram Stoker is sitting on some cloud, flipping through the Twilight books with a raised eyebrow, wondering what the hell happened."
"true romantic: I wonder what they're like in bed (bath and beyond)"
"Can't wait till bin Laden slips up and checks-in on Foursquare."