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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jupiter"
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"How do you draw an Overwatch character? You Tracer."
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"The rich need it, the homeless has it and if you eat you'll die. Answear: Nothing! The rich don't need anything, the homeless has nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die."
"What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car? Hood orient"
"What do a plate of homemade brownies and a golden shower have in common? Urine for a treat."
"Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because two Eds are better than one."
"I yelled at my wife ""Your miniskirt is way too short!!"" ""Thats because its made for a woman"" she replied ""Now take it off & give it to me"""
"A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers... and says ""5 beers thanks""."