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Joke of the Day

"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""

"How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards."

"Why did they call the masseuse sexist? He was massage-anistic.."

"CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here? Secretary: My lawyer."

"Jimmy Savile was once captured by the Scooby-Doo gang He would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for meddlin' those kids!"

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles."

"Oh, you're having a bad day? In 1976, Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000."

"Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)"

"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"

"I normally don't get a boner at Burger King But when I do, its a whopper."