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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"

"How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?"

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"Every function without you will always be void of love."

"If you marry an 18 year old they call you a cradle robber.. So if you marry a 70 year old, does that make you a grave robber?"

"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."

"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"

"I can't believe its pancake day again already.. It's really creped up on me!"

"The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait. Wrong list."

"If you slowly put your fingers in someone's mouth, they will quit telling you about their day at work."