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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women fart? They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure."
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"What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute"
"WIFE: I thought you said you were going to the gym. ME: [playing Pokemon Go] I've been to like 3 of them today. What are you talking about?"
"Bernie Sanders and his supporters. The very people who accused Trump of spreading fascism, bigotry, and racism used those very things to close down the rally in Chicago."
"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."
"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay"
"Who's the fax machine player in Skrillex?"
"How did you quit smoking? Decided to smoke only after sex"
"After four years I finally had to buy condoms again. Stupid expiration dates."