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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep a redditor wait I'll post the answer tomorrow"

"Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication"

"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit."

"Did you hear that the coprophiliac Scotsman is engaged to be married? They're so cute together; apparently, it was love at first shite."

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? Klondike"

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender yells at him to get out, saying, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy."""

"An orchestra went to the desert Which member felt the warmest? The conductor."

"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."

"My oldest son & his gf were cooking & asked me how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup .... Gonna write a nasty letter 2 college & ask for a refund"

"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"