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Joke of the Day

"*sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages."

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"I can't remember this joke. This joke had a sadist, masochis, murderer, rapist, and some other guys all talking about what they were going to do to a cat. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?"
"What did one ox say to another ox? A yoke."
"As a doctor, I've never made a joke about an unvaccinated baby before but let me give it a shot."
"(from my 9 year old) What time is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty (2:30)"
"I found a new passion yesterday pairing socks. I guess I just enjoy bringing sole mates together."
"What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings? Norse Korea"
"What do you call a bitchy midget who can get to places quickly? A shortcunt."
"I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I shit myself. I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia."
"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my hole weak."